It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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