is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Where is the hickey?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
