Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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