Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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