The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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