last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
