love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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