could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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