THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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