And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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