Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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