so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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