Its about making memories worth repressing
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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