how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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