I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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