Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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