Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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