just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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