don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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