FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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