i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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