So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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