He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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