Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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