I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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