my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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