you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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