I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
All I want is dick and wine.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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