i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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