can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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