i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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