I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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