yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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