I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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