he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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