I'm drive I can fine osifer
i may or may not be watching the land before time
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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