Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I smell like Dick and happiness
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
