so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
bring money and cleavage
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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