at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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