I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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