just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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