Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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