who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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