If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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