You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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