Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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