hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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