she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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