do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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