Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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