that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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