Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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