if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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